Monday, September 17, 2007

The Buaya Week Level Special!

Today's Menu:

Level 8 special: Curtains hang down from almost every door, symbolizing cascading love. Darius has a red hongbao curtain to match his ah-pek image while potato's curtain looks good enough to eat!

Level 7 special: Even the army and CIA has been called in to investigate pyschopathic stalkers, while the short wing has been transformed into a battleground for the heart of jiafen. Arrows, cannon balls and armours hope to blast through jiafen's fortress to her heart.



Level 6 special: Again, violence seems to reign as a sword fit for a warrior hangs outside kaiyuen's door. Kane, our beloved vice block head, received not one ,not two, not three, but many kisses. (on the door,i mean) A toilet cubicle and sink complete with a 24hour surveillance camera protects junhao from any other trespassers. Rishi's buaya is clearly heart over heels for him. Jun Sheng was awakened by his bowl of love.



Level 5 special: Hearts are set aflutter across level 5, as sabrina's windswept mtv photo stares at you beguilingly from every door and corner. Her Salem has surely enraptured his Sabrina into his realm of magic and love potions. (NOTE: BUAYAS CAN LEARN A TIP OR TWO FROM THESE TWO BUAYAS :) ) Pooh has announced himself as the buaya to beat, as he dominates the throne in Quin's heart.



Level 4 special: This is the heart of the block C body, as love shouts at you from every nook and cranny in celebration of buaya-ation.Tat chin is a champion of love, as he has a whole display rack of trohpies dedicated to him. The love goddess beams at you from the front of the lift, blessing everyone with buayaness. As you enter the lift, what immediately, instantly, promptly captures your attention is the sheer amount of danglies, posters and love declarations occupying every single inch of space. (note: im not exaggerating). Walking through level 4 is like navigating an obstacle course. Tian loong, the 2nd hottest freshie in Block C, has a whole toilet cubicle with maxim babes to accompany him!


Level 3 special : Maisha has a whole canteen reserved for her, while joyce huang's face smiles at you when you walk past her door. "If Muhammed don't go to the hill, the hill will go to Muhammed" : Shimin's buaya has certainly brought the whole galaxy right to her doorstep.


Level 2 special: Shaun has a red hairy heart right smack on his door, in contrast to his neighbour's romantic pink heart with angel wings. I'm sure he must be on cloud nine now, floating among the love angels in heaven.


BIRTHDAY BOY JIE SHENG!



Happy Birthday Jie Sheng! Jie Sheng had a fun time being kissed by a.. MOONCAKE!

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