Blk C Diary: Buaya Week (Wednesday)

If you have the time and/or the energy today, and you see a crowd waiting at the lobby for the lift, don't bother waiting. Just take the stairs.

Why, you ask?

Because Horace's buaya took up half the lift in her efforts to buaya him, that's why.

As this photographer was glaring at the obstacle, she noticed the sign "For Horace's eyes only", before she realized that she was not supposed to look at the table.

Well, too late.

And too bad.

Qiu Ping's buaya can make sweet balloons..

...and funky balloons too!

In reciprocation to his Spellbound's efforts at buaya-ing him, Terrence made a poster using pictures from DOTA. Standing under the poster, he pounced on anyone and everyone who walked past, and asked "Nice right, nice right?"

And before those poor souls had a chance to reply, he continued, "I think damn nice leh!"

-_-"

"Self praise is international disgrace." Terrence, you heard before?

When Zhen Lin saw that his buaya called him a prince, he jumped up and down and around the block, shouting "I'm a prince! I'm a prince!" to everyone who would care to listen (or was unlucky enough to be in the vicinity).

Dear C-Towners, for future events, kindly exercise more consideration in choosing terms of endearment for your buayees. Remember, always put the welfare of the block first before your love. Anything that results in significantly increased noise pollution is strictly prohibited.

Grace's "psychotic" buaya adds a message board to her already-cluttered door. What message is he sending to her now?

Tat Chin's buaya realizes "tat" she loves him. Well, good for her and good for him. But I really, really don't get the skull. Could some kind soul explain please?

Min Woo's buaya proves that love is not blind. Did I hear you go "huhhhh"?

Okay, let me explain step by step:

1) She uses sign language to spell "Love".

2) If you're blind, you obviously can't see the signs.

3) Hence, obviously love is not blind.

"Chey" what "chey"?! You're just sianed 'cos you didn't think of it first!

Shimin's buaya made her a poster that is sitting outside her door.

Wait a moment..what's it doing SITTING outside her door?! Is her buaya so weak that he can't even hang up a mounting board nicely somewhere? He should just dig a hole somewhere to hide his head.

Zhang Ren's buaya made him a poster that looks quite nice at first glance.

But take a closer look.

You will find out she was initially buaya-ing another guy with the same surname of Zhang, from another block with this same poster 2 days ago. And now she's reusing it for Zhang Ren, with a simple change of one character.

One word: Zai.

Samson's buaya designs a poster in which he has a hairstyle that suits him much better than his current wavy curls. With that afro head and wide smile, he almost looks like one of those cool rappers, but that act-cute twisty sign he is holding up makes this photo worthy of www.failblog.org.

After reading through the note, the only thing that was clear to this photographer was that Samson's buaya wants to smell his hair. Grossness aside, if this were the summary section of an English assignment, I would get full marks.

Sharon's buaya following in the footsteps of Zuo Jin's buaya.

Conclusion:

1) Zuo Jin's buaya is better at the English language than Sharon's buaya, because Zuo Jin's buaya could spell 3 words all by himself: "I", "Love" and "ZJ", whereas it took 4 people to spell one "Sharon".

2) Sharon's buaya has nicer handwriting than Zuo Jin's buaya.

Sharon the pretty babe all happy and excited after gazing out the window for the longest time. Here she is, posing for a photo with some of the gifts from her buaya.

Recently, there have been several cases of otherworldly sightings in Sheares Hall. As a result, a priest was called in to help cleanse the area. After wandering around, he found the miasma heaviest in Block C...in Terence's room.

To clarify, there are also two Ter(r)ences in Block C. The younger one is the one who did the poster above, and has his name spelt with a double "r". The old one is the one whose room is in question here.

Continuing, the priest locked himself in the room for an hour. When he came out, the room was literally covered with pieces of paper which look like the yellow slips or "fu2" that Taoists believe have the ability to curb zombies and demons (or at least it's the case in TV serials and movies). There were a total of 100 slips found...

On the windows...

On the shelves...

And even the cupboards. Walls too. Terence can sleep sound at night for years to come, knowing that zombies dare not draw near while he rests.

Yik Hung's buaya hangs a board with handwritten lyrics to a several Chinese love songs. It is a subtle hint to him to learn the songs well, so that he can sing them to her in the near future.

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you."

That's the version of the song I know. But Qiu Ping's buaya seems to have heard the one that starts with "Roses are blue." That aside, I think the overall effect seems a bit "off". Kind of like a wreath, don't you think so too?

Okay, okay. I shall shut up.

Sabrina's buaya is a little more normal. He even drags two couches to make a love nest for her. You know, it would have been really romantic if it weren't so obvious that the chairs were taken from the lounge.

This is a gentle reminder that goes out to all the other buayas who have stolen chairs/couches/tables/others from the kitchen/lounge/friends' rooms etc. Please return them after buaya closing tonight, okay?

Cranes again, but with a twist - in a heart shaped formation. Sweet.

Tired of seeing cranes everywhere, Gloria (Li)'s buaya decides to hang lollipops from the ceiling outside her room. Looking pretty at 3am..

At 7am, a UFO carrying mini martians was on its way out of our block after a sneak investigation, when it got entangled in the lollipop strings...and crashed!

It should still be hanging there now if you want to take a look. But beware, there may be dead bodies of mini martians.

Valerie's buaya is also suffering from crane fatigue. Hence, the choice to use whales. I hope she likes whale sashimi.

Oh, a little bird told this photographer that a few days ago, Valerie's buaya also gave her a fish (yes, a real, dead fish). What did she do with it, you ask? Well, that's for her to know and for you to find out.

Kaijia is reaching for the stars, but Tian Loong the Untouchable doesn't seem to be inspired.

This is what our kitchen looked like at 4am in the morning. Looks like many people will be enjoying delicious home cooked food from their buayas tomorrow!

In gleeful anticipation, the block C RM (Resident Mannequin) gets on his feet, and starts practicing how to deliver and serve trays banquet-style. All you need to do is ask politely, and he will gladly help you!

He is now ball-less, so do be kind and spare him some food after, okay?