First we lost Lady, then Ms. V and Ms. J, there's no knowing who's next!
Before we begin countermeasures, we must understand our target. Mr. P
Let us delve into the etymology. Why did the wise old sprecher name him Mr. P? For several reasons:
5. Most obviously, as Japheth has enlightened us, he is first and foremost a PLAYER.
4. He is also constantly on the PROWL.
3. He is rich in carbohydrates, thats probably why he has so much energy, for he is a PΦt@tΦ
2. Is he a PERVERT? we'll never know
1. Lastly, and most importantly, this is why he was called mr.P in the first place. He is armed and dangerous, he must be feared, he even kicked Arnie's californian arse... he is..
a Predator!!!
and now begs the question, how do you stop a predator?
The only one way hollywood knows possible.
We call on our beloved level rep, to summon all her extra-terrestrial powers, so that we can have a sequel to our most favorite movie...
I'm sorry Mr. P, you left us with no choice
It is time for.....
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ALIEN VERSUS PREDATOR!!!!!!!

Who's gonna win? (click on poster to enlarge)
I'm rooting for the alien! .. looks more convincing ..
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