TOP 10 April's Fool Pranks!

TOP 10 APRIL'S FOOL PRANKS~ (In ascending order...)

10) Powdering of doorsteps with prickly heat and hoping blind pple will walk into them....I did. (Gals... u think we dunno you do 1 meh, only guys kanna lo...)

9) Tying of doors with ropes and strings tightly. Stop the victim from coming out from the room.

8) Tying of door knot with objects, combined with No. 9 prank. When victim attempts to force open the door by pulling hard, object flies in. Theoretically sound, practically useless.

7) Smearing slippers with unidentified substances (like starch, butter, peanut butter, colgate etc... ) , making their feet slippery and dirty.If they haven spotted the strange piece of peanut on their berkelstock.

6) Smearing of door handles with unidentified substances (leftover from previous prank...) wishing these substances will end up on the "sticks", serving as lubricants. (For clarification on what stick is being referred to here, listen to harold's famous song.)

5) Squeeze powder onto fan's blades. Off the fan. wait.wait.wait somemore. Then stupid victim switches on the fan. Snow falls on a hot summer day.

4) Smears peanut butter on the underside of the shoe cabinet's catch, where victim will hold to open the cabinet, looking for missing slippers placed strategically inside. Poor blk head. really has a head tts blocked. Good job Mr tallandhandsomeandcanspeakgermancantspeakmardarin.

3) Tying a basin of strawberry flavoured water to the victims' doorknot with a short string. Water spills. Ants come. Victim eaten up alive by ants. Lucky only the 1st move came true.

2) Ingredient: 1 raw egg from breakfast. Timing: When the signed-on-navy victim walks out of his room for breakfast. Pre-requisite: 1 pull-up bar and a unlocked door. Act: Slot the egg in the gap between the pull-up bar and the gapping door. Result: Smashed egg (nearly!) on the victim's body when he opens the door to enter. Aftermath: Smelly corridor.

1) Cause and effect lesson no. 1.Culprit: VIctim from the No.2 Prank. VIctim: Undisclosed but witness spotted a blue-coloured japanese cat without ears. Material: Soured expired milk mixed with Mac's garlic chili. Prank:Convinced by innocent bystander that splashing the entire bottle at the lvl 7's corridor maybe too overboard, chose to place uncapped bottle on top of the fridge, prominently, hoping someone wld spill the bottle by opening the freezer section. Bystander's comments: Unless someone's bah jiu tak stamp (eyes paste with stamps in hokkien) or bah jiu gor dio sai (eyes splash with shit in hokkien), arbo the bottle can be spotted from as far as salvation army.Anyway.... Ms Jap Cat without ears went to open the freezer section... with her eyes full of sai.

Ok ladies and gentlemen of blk c, it was a fun nite and day of outsmarting each other with pranks~ the rankings are disputable of cos, any more inputs and comments are welcome. If you think as a victim the prank done unto u was brilliant yet not mentioned above, please feel free to email to www.youaresostupid.blkc.com/victims and submit ur comments.

ps: oh ya, im jason. if its not obvious.hee.