Small talks

You know, long time ago, so they say, there was this little blue monkey baby that liked eating watermelon. You know, that monkeys, as weird as they are, don't really like watermelons. They do eat them. But they are not exactly fond of watermelons. But damn, this little blue monkey baby liked watermelons so much he ate them every day and night.

And the Papa monkey was so intrigued, he started to think his baby monkey, as blue as he is, was actually sick, or worse, crazy. And Mama monkey, being all anxious about her blue baby's health, also started to worry.

So one fine day, Papa monkey asked his baby, "Son, tell me, why is that monkey, across this screen still reading this shit?" The little blue monkey baby said, "Monkey see. Monkey do" And he showed a middle finger.

Mama monkey, upon hearing that went on a rampage. Because her innocent little blue monkey baby was starting to use swear words and swear signs. Damn. So she went to the old wise Datuk monkey, and asked him to cure her little blue darling. The wise Datuk monkey asked her, "Do you have any idea why this monkey is still reading this crap?" To which the Mama monkey answered, "Monkey see. Monkey do." But hey, so now the whole monkey clan wanted to know why the little blue monkey baby loved watermelon so much and where did he started to learn all that finger signs.

Do you wanna know?

Find me a little blue monkey baby, and I'll tell you.

If you're still reading this after the first two lines, you're a damn hardcore monkey see monkey do =) No offense intended.