Why Block C Girls are the Best

On a starry night, when peace and tranquillity filled the air, the atmosphere was all set for this lone male C-Towner to concentrate and catch up on the many hours of webcasts that he has been missing…

However, such serenity was not to last when a bunch of guys from a neighbouring block soon came by, chanting and offering songs (the moon represents my heart) to girls willing to take the bait. Their cries for girls soon reached the warm and homely Block C, and being friendly female C-Towners, our girls spared them a moment to see what they had to offer. The outsiders seized the chance and crooned their songs of love, and had our girls thoroughly smitten at the end.

Unknown to many of the C-Towner freshie girls, this is a yearly act they put up. How can guys who go around flirting with girls from other blocks compare to our undying devotion to the girls in Block C? As a male resident of Block C, this was a bitter pill to swallow. Have our girls forgotten how much we treasure them? Putting up a stand, this lone male C-Towner tried to dissuade these outsiders from woo-ing the pretty girls from his block. However the plan backfired! Not only did the outsiders see through his lies, his very own block girls misunderstood and took offence!

Trouble soon came knocking on his door. First was a girl from another block, trying to bait him out of the room. But such childish trickery was useless… Next was treachery from his fellow comrades, trying to get him the poor male C-Towner out of his room. Imagine the pain of betrayal he felt! The girls finally got impatient and took matters into their own hands. Mobilizing almost all the girls she had at her disposal, the Biggest Block Head in Block C charged into the poor man’s room with 5 other ferocious girls and brought him to the toilet for a ponding session. The male C-Towner wasn’t about to give up without a fight! Struggling as hard as he could, he called out to his fellow comrades for aid. Yet they preferred to remain on the side of the opposite sex, standing by the sidelines and enjoying the show.

It wasn’t long before the poor male was wet from head to toe, with a tinge of soap. The girls suffered casualties, but it was a sounding victory for them. They left thinking the war was over. But the lone male C-Towner finally managed to knock sense into his fellow comrades, renewing their loyalty to the correct gender. Soon he had his soldiers gathered and ready for war. It was time to show every single female C-Towner how much we loved them.

Striking fast and hard, poor unsuspecting females were grabbed from their rooms and showered with love (a potent concoction of shampoo and shower foam); many others were drenched with pails of water and shaving gel foam. It was a massacre as the girls fought back desperately against the guys countless attempts to soak them with love. Utilizing basic strategies such as strength in numbers and their trump card ‘The Scream’, the girls managed to beat the guys back. Our old friend Jessie also paid a rare visit to check out the commotion and see which side was winning. The girls finally locked themselves up in the level 3 rooms, bidding for time to pass and the clock to strike 10 whereby they gain immunity from the guys. The battle ended when the guys made a final grab to an unsuspecting level 7 girl who was left alone and unprotected. Knowing that struggling was futile, she willingly walked into the cubicle for the guys to deliver the swift kill.

That should have been the end of the story.

While the lone male and his two fellow comrades were bathing in the level 8 toilet, they were petrified to hear maniacal grins from the girls of from the battle before! Coming up to level 8 armed and dangerous, they had the guys pinned in the toilet. Don’t these girls know when to quit! Their fighting spirit throughout the night has been commendable. Even against such mighty adversaries, they never once bowed down to defeat, striking back hard against the guys when they least expected it. Unfortunately they made ONE mistake. By waging war on level 8, they invited the level 8 guys into the fray. Being left out the whole night, these were desperate souls with wells of endless love. It was the opening of the Pandora’s box as the level 8 guys overwhelmed the girls with their love. After beating the band of guerrilla fighters on level 8, they soon brought their personal war of love to the other levels. Even while this lone male C-Towner is dry and safe in his room, the screams of girls being ponded could still be heard.

Once again, the Block C girls showed the guys what they were made of. It wasn’t by chance that they managed to retain the IBG Girls Overall Champion for a second year running. To all the Block C girls, you all are more than just Chiobus, you are the Xena’s, the Amazon’s, the warrior princesses that reside in Block C. No other block’s girls come close. You girls have a special place in our hearts, and we would gladly shower all of you with loads of love. All you have to do is ask =)

From a certain male C-Towner.